Did you know?????

Did you know.......
That a peanut butter sandwich put in the microwave is flammable?
That a steak put in the same microwave will melt if you put in there for 10 minutes?
That Microwaves are not as expensive as they used to be?

Did you know....
That two year olds like to ride their bikes naked in the rain?
That satin paint on walls and 12 hour lipstick don't mix?
That cats don't like to be put in the freezer?
That cats also don't like to be painted green?
That my kids are going to cause me to start drinking some day???

Did you know....
That clumping cat litter WILL NOT flush??
That Roto Rooter charges by the hour to clean out the toilet?
That they will laugh and remember your house?
That after swallowing a penny and seeing it go down the drain, will fascinate a three year old?
That golf balls CAN go down the toilet?

Did you know.....
That Crisco is great for greasing up a two year old stuck in the toilet?
That butter makes great finger paint?
That no amount of scrubbing and primer will cover that type of finger paint?
That grape jelly makes a retched smell when covered on a light bulb?
That grape jelly will actually turn the light purple?
That furniture polish on a floor will resemble a skating rink?


Did you know.....
That fish will jump out of the tank when the heater is turned up to high...you know cause the water felt cold.
That dogs are great pillows?
That dogs look great when wearing a Tiara and a boa?
That they will stop you when you try to put lipstick on them?

Did you know....
That rice krispy treats will melt beyond recognition when hidden in the stove?
That you need to check your stove before turning it on to check for "surprises" put in the stove?

Did you know...
That taking a chatty toddler into a public bathroom is not advisable?
That after reading an email about a woman and her child in the bathroom and thinking this will never happen to me, guarantees it will happen to you?
That a toddler has a big mouth?
That a toddler will tell you how yucky you are in a public bathroom?
That in that same bathroom the child in question will let everyone know what you just did in the public bathroom?
That privacy is worth it's weight in gold?


Did you know....
That a couch pillow fort, a coffee table, and a jumping toddler will land you in the ER?
That the Dr.'s are not amused when you try to explain that they were trying to make a launching pad?
That explaining to a three year old that penny's are not good for her to swallow...will lead to her trying to get the penny's out of her piggy bank, cause she doesn't want it to get sick.
That this same piggy bank will be held over the toilet to get them out?


Did you know....
That these are not made up?
That these are just some of the things my kids have done?
That these are important lessons that I have learned over the years?
That birth control IS a wonderful thing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!